May 2012
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1. Are looks important in a relationship? -- Yes
2. Are relationships ever worth it? --Yes
3. Are you a virgin? --No
4. Are you in a relationship? --No
5. Are you in love? --No
6. Are you single this year? --Yes
7. Can you commit to one person? --No
8. Describe your crush -- She's pretty and young
9. Describe your perfect mate -- Funny and Happy
10. Do you believe in love at first sight? --No
11. Do you ever want to get married? --Yes
12. Do you forgive betrayal? --Yes
13. Do you get jealous easily? --Yes
14. Do you have a crush on anyone? --Yes
15. Do you have any piercings? --No
16. Do you have any tattoos? --No
17. Do you like kissing in public? --No
20. Do you shower every day? --Yes
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? --No
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? --Yes
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? --No
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? --No
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? --No
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? --Yes
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? --Yes
28. Have you ever been cheated on? --No
29. Have you ever cheated on someone? --Yes
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body? --Skin
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? --Yes
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? --What
33. Have you ever had sex with a man? --No
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? --Yes
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? --Yes
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? --Yes
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? --Yes
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? --Yes
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? --Yes
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? --Yes
41. Have you had sex so far this year? --Yes
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? --What
43. How long was your longest relationship? --Almost 2y
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? --1
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011? --3
46. How many times did you have sex last year? --Dunno.
47. How old are you? --22
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? --Oh.
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? --Everything.
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? --Yes
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? --Yes
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? -- Yes. Cause we're not meant to be.
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? --Yes
54. Is there someone you will never forget? --Yes
55. Share a relationship story. -- Not here.
56. State 8 facts about your body. -- I'm too tired to write.
57. Things you want to say to an ex. --Good luck with your life : )
58. What are five ways to win your heart? --We'll see.
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!) -- too tired to upload
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? --1y
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? --Smile
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? --Smile
63. What is your definition of “having sex”? --Fun
64. What is your definition of cheating? --Lonely
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine? -- None
66. What is your favourite roleplay? -- None
67. What is your idea of the perfect date? -- Dinner date at a tree house ;D
68. What is your sexual orientation? -- Huh
69. What turns you off? -- Frowning
70. What turns you on? -- Smiling and Lauging at my corny jokes
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? -- having sex with a pornstar. cmon
72. What words do you like to hear during sex? -- oh. ah. baby. lol
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? -- just fucking smile okay?
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? -- model lmao
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? -- love letters
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? -- knees on ground and tell her i love her
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? -- Nothing.
78. What’s your dirtiest secret? -- Secret ;)
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why? -- Yesterday, cause FUCK YOU that's why.
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? -- Can't remember.
81. Who are five people you find attractive? -- Alyza, Bea, Marianne, Yan Yan and Gabriella.
82. Who is the last person you hugged? -- Can't remember
83. Who was your first kiss with? -- Chyn Chantal Coral
84. Why did your last relationship fail? -- I cheated.
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? -- No.
